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Sharing isn’t always caring! – Security Guard

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10 June 2021
Don’t we all wish life was simple?
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Sharing a space with people can be amazing, but it can also be very annoying! The security team on #ZMSecurityGuard (Fridays at 19:30hrs on #ZambeziMagic DStv CH 162) know this all too well. How could they not when they operate in a space that houses a shared toilet? And as well all know, hygiene wars can be a little tricky!

This week, a member of the security team expressed his annoyance that the toilet had been left in a state of disaster and demanded that the one responsible clean it up. This particular episode got us thinking about all the horror stories we’ve heard. ?

Here are some things that will make you pull out your hair in frustration when forced to share a space. 

* You’re the one who always replaces the toilet roll and every time you want to use it, you find an empty roll. ?

* You are always washing the dishes, but when you need to use them, they are never in the cupboards, because they are dirty and in the sink. ?

* You woke up really early to have some cereal and the carton of milk in the fridge is empty. Why is it not in the bin? ?

* You’ve just mopped the floor and someone comes strolling in before it’s dry. ?

* You want some peace and quiet but you are greeted with loud music every single day, to the point where you can’t hear yourself think. ?

* You want to tune in to #ZMSecurityGuard every Friday at 19:30hrs on #ZambeziMagic DStv CH 162, but someone’s hogging the remote. ?

We feel your pain!

Will the Tizadyanabo security guards be able to share a space with the new security firm? Let us know what some of your pet peeves are when it comes to sharing spaces.