Dear Zambezi Magic Family,

We, the humble custodians of drama, laughter and unexpected plot twists, would like to issue a sincere, heartfelt and absolutely necessary apology. According to recent social media trends, it appears we’ve put you through a lot this year… and honestly, we’re guilty as charged!

First, we apologise for all the nights you ended up glued to the couch because Mpali delivered yet another shocker. We take full responsibility for the heated WhatsApp debates, the “did you see that?” voice notes, and the suspicious side-eyes you gave your neighbours who watch ahead of you. We’re sorry — but also… you loved it.

We’d also like to extend our deepest apologies for the emotional roller coaster that was Zuba Season 8. From heartbreaks to reunions to “did Vinny really just do that?” moments, we know your hearts were not ready. We’re still not over some of those scenes ourselves.

And how could we forget the Inkondo family wars? We apologise for dragging you into Machila vs Shimuunza territory, making you pick sides like it was a national sport. If your household was divided, just know… it builds character.

To the comedy lovers, we’re sorry for the uncontrollable laughter brought on by Shi Mumbi and Kachesha Comedy Show. If you embarrassed yourself in public by laughing too loudly, that one is on us. Truly.

We’re also apologising for all the memes, the fan theories, and the sleepless nights caused by cliff-hangers we dropped… intentionally. If you said “last episode for the week” and ended up watching five, we owe you an apology (and maybe a glass of water).

As for all the unforgettable weddings, breakups, betrayals, glow-ups, scandals and shocking comebacks across your favourite shows… yes, we apologise. Kind of. Okay, not really, but it felt right to say it.

To sum it up: We’re sorry for making this year on Zambezi Magic so good, so dramatic, and so wildly entertaining! And we promise… next year, we’ll do it again. 💙📺

Yours in drama and laughter,
Zambezi Magic