If you’ve ever watched Mpali, you know Zuze is a walking comedy show all by himself. He’s supposed to be the farm’s guard, but let’s be honest – he guards laughter more than anything else. Here are five funny facts about Zuze that perfectly capture his chaotic charm, straight from his old farm colleagues, Future and Phil, who’ve had front-row seats to his antics.

1. Zuze is always drunk on duty 🍻
If there was a “Best Employee to Smell Like Chibuku” award, Zuze would win hands down! The man can’t seem to separate his bottle from his baton. The only thing he’s guarding is his drink!

2. He brings Belinda, his problematic girlfriend, to work 😅
Who needs HR drama when Zuze’s love life is entertainment enough? Belinda, his on-and-off girlfriend (and sometimes Cliff’s flame), always manages to find her way to the farm. The result? Pure chaos.

3. Laziness is his brand 😴
Phil and the boys believe Zuze’s idea of “working hard” is finding the shadiest tree and calling it “patrolling.” If sleeping was a farm duty, Zuze would be employee of the month every month!

4. He doesn’t make sense… ever 🤷🏽‍♂️
Ask Zuze a simple question, and you’ll end up more confused than when you started. Whether he’s arguing about farm rules or fighting with his shadow, one thing’s for sure –logic left him a long time ago.

5. He loves women… maybe a bit too much ❤️
Zuze isn’t a womaniser, but he sure tries to be! From Shupiwe’s friends to random visitors on the farm, he’s always flirting his way into rejection. Poor Zuze just can’t catch a break!

Zuze may not be the best guard, but Mpali wouldn’t be half as funny without his wild energy. Here’s to the man who proves that laughter really is the best farm security system!