A six pack is important, but a 12 pack? Important-er. Ask Bridget and her dad (who is now our fave television dad, by the way).
In honour of the very important #ManCrushMonday movement, here are nine pictures of Marc Buckner being handsome and shirtless.
Never in our lives have we wanted to be a pup called Luna so bad. Imagine being brought to earth to go about your normal day-to-day business of eating, breathing, chasing after cars and generally doing your normal doggie thing – and then being double-blessed with the honour and privilege of waking up to Marc Buckner’s rock-solid arm covering you like insurance, every single day. Shucks.
ON A BOAT
We would fight a medium-sized to large wild cat *and* angry river swells to get to our canoe king. Also, the fact that everything and everyone in this picture is startled at the perfection, is not lost on us. Same, nature – and man in the canoe with Marc. Same!
ON THE COAST
If we, for some strange reason, found ourselves lonely, scared and delirious from hunger underneath a dying coconut tree on a deserted island near Oceania, we 1000 percent would hope the heavens would send us Marc Buckner and that rope casually draped across his glistening bod, to save us from a slow, painful death. “But how are you getting out of there – and how’s Marc helping?” you ask. Well…
Getting Off An Island Near Oceania: The Plan
1). Use Marc’s very broad, very strong chest as a human life raft.
2). Use Marc’s strong arms to paddle when we get too tired. Remember, we are hungry.
2). Use that rope to dock our water vessel aka The Chest, at the nearest pier.
If you thought it would be impossible for rainbow beach towels to make a comeback, you thought wrong, because Marc Bae-ckner has made it possible, single-handedly. How is he so perfect AND also the smiter of soulless grey beach towels? Please tell us? Wow!
ON THE OPEN SEAS
Read the caption, then repeat after us:
“I am in a pond. Marc is a paper boat. I am calm. I am not splashing. No. Not at all”.
ON THE WAY TO A HIKE
Hands up if you’re also feeling the sudden urge to hike and worry less, but right next to Marc?
AT THE SHOPS
Wow. This is literally a picture of us on a grocery store run to get some essentials, bumping into Marc in the vegan produce aisle, then asking for a pic, but making sure to observe social distancing while taking said pic. #FlattenTheCurve
AT THE END OF THE AGE
We don’t know about you, but we’re on #TeamMarc when the Zombie Apocalypse hits. Because he’s bringing the brain and the brawn (basically everything), we’ll be terrific team players and bring some garlic.
What’s that? Oh… garlic only works on vampires and not the flesh-eating undead? 😩Oh… Ok, then. We’re bringing it to make Marc some soup then. Everyone needs tasty soup with garlic to get their energy up while battling for survival.
ON A MOUNTAIN
Shucks! Our personal mountain man 👌🏽😍
The Bachelor SA is produced by Rapid Blue and proudly sponsored by Lottostar. Lottostar is a fixed-odds online betting platform that offers South Africans the chance to bet and win big on the world’s biggest Lotteries, Live Games, Instant Play Games, ScratchCards & Sports Betting – with over R2,4 Billion in winnings paid out in just the last 3 years. Lottostar is licensed by the Mpumalanga Economic Regulator. No u18s. National Responsible Gambling Programme 0800 006 008. You are not playing directly in these lotteries but rather betting on the outcome or result of such lotteries.