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Battle of the [cheesy] pick-up lines – Love Island SA

20 March 2021
Here are our top 20.
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We all know they're cheesy. But, depending on the situation, they might be handy ice-breakers. We’ve heard some awful ones and some very clever ones. Most importantly, they keep us thinking. 

Here’s a rundown of some of our favourite ones:  

  1. Is this the bus stop? Because I’m here to pick you up.  
  2. I wish I was cross-eyed so I can see you twice. 
  3. Hi there! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? 
  4. Are you a magician because when I look at you in a room, everyone else disappears. 
  5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.  
  6. Are you a chilli pepper? Because you are hot.
  7. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 
  8. If women were boogers, I’d pick you first. 
  9. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 
  10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 
  11. If I rearranged the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  12. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  13. Can’t spell quarantine without U, R, A, Q, T: wanna isolate at my house? 
  14. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
  15. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! 
  16. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? 
  17. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. 
  18. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  19. Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.
  20. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

Who amongst our Islander have the cheesiest pick-up lines? Find out below:

What’s the cheesiest pick-up line you’ve ever come across? Use the hashtag #LoveIslandSA on InstagramFacebook and Twitter and keep them coming. Tune into Love Island SA, Mondays to Fridays at 21:30 on M-Net.