See eh, whether youβre rocking it up in Kaduna, husting in Lagos or trying to βnot carry lastβ in Warri, Africa Magic is your plug in and out. How you may ask? Well, weβve come up with a few Naija-styled situations that characters from our show pool will get you out of. In fact, this is how our people can save your people. Β
1. You are walking through a market alley and a keke driver sends you flying through aunty Emekaβs fruit stash.
Ewooo! We see your broken leg, sha! But how do you remedy mama Emekaβs now pureed tomatoes and squashed bananas with the 200 Naira in your purse, eh? Also, now that passersby have caught the careless keke driver, how do you make them pay? No vex o, because Eveβs Ezinne will use just enough jargon to get mama Emeka to pardon you, and as for mister careless keke driver, Judging Mattersβ Justice Williams and Ebuka will bring him to book and probably afford you a week of that your job. If this no be top-notch solution, we donβt know what is. π€·πΎββοΈ
2. Youβve just completed your NYSC services and just want to unwind, but your parents have other plans for you.
This one is tough, biko! π’ Anyway, we do not recommend dishonoring your Nigerian parents. Especially if your momβs right hand still flips at 200km/hr, but we can tell you this; no one escapes the rod and gets away with doing nothing like My Siblings and Iβs James and Samson do. This duo will give a few good pointers and have you chopping Chinchin and chilling without stress. Remember how James had mama Abegruagba thinking he was lending a hand at Stanleyβs salon while he spent days lazing around with Samson? Ehe! Correct guy.
3. After almost getting away with #2, your dad kicks you out and you squat at your friendsβ, whose apartment is paid for by their dad.Β
Somebody say βeasy peasy lemony squeezyβ! π₯³ First of all, your friend needs to have a conversation with My Flatmatesβ Frank about how he manages to convince his dad that he lives on his own without raising much suspicion. As for you, the whole My Flatmates squad (Obus, Donatos, Dan and Wilber) will give you classic lessons on βhow to squat in peace, not piecesβ. Got it? Good!
4. Your friendβs boo is cheating with the girl you work with, and you have no idea how to keep it under wraps. Β
If the βdrink water and mind your own business' philosophy doesnβt work for you, we suggest a connect with Baby Dramaβs Oni. Assin, homegirl has seen Amara and Oscar in warm embraces more than she can count with her hands and feet, so spilling a few tips on how to manage to gbas gbos without getting your hands dirty should be as easy-as-pie for baby girl.
5. Youβre an Edo state babe that finds a large shiny stone in your backyard and have no idea where it comes from because your compound is access controlled.
Hollop, hollop! π¨ Now you know what they say about witches, so donβt chance it, biko! In fact, we have Rionaβs Agbeyegbe on medieval speed dial, so call him up and have him tell you what happened to Edomi in his dream and what became of the Ireale foot soldier when he so much as went close to the sacred stone. Leave it alone o!
6. You used to be a good girl but your experiences in this Benin hardened up, but no one gets it.
Make you talk to Enakhe and Jacinta, sha. Theyβll tell you what to do. Assin, just as it happened with the two powerhouses from the soon to be linked Iwinosa and Osagie clans after realising that their family werenβt exactly on the straight and narrow. Itβs 'adjust, or be forced to adjust', so these two will teach you how to have your way. Youβre welcome!Β Β
7. Your mom doesnβt give you chores anymore because you insist on singing when doing them.
We donβt wanna burst your bubble, but you canβt sing! In fact, Nigerian Idolβs DJ Sose can tell you plainly and make you join the Comedy Nites wooden mic, or do you prefer The Voice Nigeriaβs Falz? Heβll be a real bad guy with this feedback abi! If your own mama prefers to wash her own dishes than hear you sing, what is Old Mutual Amazing Voicesβ Evelle gonβ do, eh? No vex o!
We can go on and on about how we can get you out of a mess, but weβre certain you get it now. So go ahead and watch all your Africa Magic favs on your screen, but if youβre always on the go, the DStv App is your friend. Click HEREΒ to sign up and get watching.