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Day 73: 'Glug Glug', Bottoms Up

11 April 2018
All the times the gang wore their drinking pants and they were the perfect fit.

When Confuscious proclaimed "The best alcohol is all of it" (he didn’t say this, by the way) it's like he had dismounted his medieval ox wagon pulled by jaded horses with luxe manes, hopped in a time machine and by chance happened upon the explosive #BBNaija House of the future.

Open secret: our gang sure knows how to have a rollicking good time, pint-in-system! But what's even better than donning your sparkly party pants and cutting a rug, you ask? The fact that our Housemates knock it back in moderation primarily, take care of each other like siblings mostly and make safety a priority (like everyone should, really).

Here's a list of all the times a boozy night-in has been hands-down the BEST entertainment.

Taking a tumble

That time a distressed K.Brule got to swillin’ then flung himself off a balcony, earning K_square a Strike, only a week in. The pair ended up racking up two more and were subsequently sent packing. As fate would have it, Khloe bounced right back six weeks later, courtesy of #BBBringBack.  

Something Meaty

Sozzled, expletive-filled rumbles over meat are par for the course in the Big Brother Naija House, but every time the gang starts screaming at each other and almost comes to blows over food after an extra spicy Saturday night party, we can’t help but dig deeper into the XXL box of popcorn.

Popping the cherry

Remember when Alex wailed through Leo’s Eviction like someone had died, then proceeded to booze-up for the very first time that week, perhaps to help her deal? Talk about knockin’ em back to get knocked right out. 

Of love and hate

When two bulls fight, the grass suffers – and when Cee-C and Tobi imbibe? The whole house comes to a stand-still. From accusations, raised voices and the requisite trudging off in a huff, these two never failed to give their fellow Housemates and us a show, like clockwork, after every single party. The tense tiffs became so frequent, their relationship came to a dead halt.  

Got milk?

All hail the dairy queen Princess’ legendary post-party ice cream lick-offs. Aaah! All the things you can do with a). Dessert and b). A warm, willing and nicely soused body. 

A lil' lactose lovin'

Alter ego

Basically every time resident house chef Rico Swavey’s hard-partying, dirty dancing alter-ego made an appearance after a drink or two. Hello gentle, flying-under-the-radar sheep turned dishy, red hood-swiping wolf.

The morning after the night before

And of course the awe inspiring "I feel like death warmed up, but I regret nothing" hangover faces staring back at all of us through the TV.

Cee-C, Lolu, Khloe, Miracle and Anto are up for Eviction. Vote for your favourite Housemate here or via SMS. Voting closes on Thursday 12 April at 21:00 WAT. Big Brother Naija is proudly sponsored by Payporte, and is available on all DStv packages, and on GOtv Max and GOtv Plus. For more information on Big Brother Double Wahala follow us on YouTubeInstagramTwitter and Facebook