Day 1:
Dear Diary,
Today I’m so happy, I made it to the big time. I'm on Big Brothe Naija and I'm the mat that they are going to use everyday. I can’t wait to help them stretch, tone, and become the best version of themselves. I wonder which of the twenty Housemates is going to make me their own? I have a cool bedroom called the Arena where I can stretch out so that everyone can see my sexy Betway belly tattoo.
Day 3:
Dear Diary,
Today I was used, and it felt so good. I'm so proud that someone chose me to support them during their pushups. It was nice to know that I’m helping someone get closer to their fitness goals. I'm lying down on the job and getting away with it! If this isn't living the dream, I don't know what is.
Day 6:
Dear Diary,
Today I was used by the most beautiful person ever. I don’t know their name, but I will never forget the feeling of their perfectly toned behind on top of me. If I never had to do another thing as a mat again, I would feel good because I left the game on top.
Day 9:
Dear Diary,
Today they took me outside. I was hoping it was going to be an outdoor workout but it turned into a tears session. The way they cried made me feel like I was being used as an unbrella in the rain. I pray they solved whatever made them cry because I don't want to do that again. I’m a mat, not a tissue.
Day 54:
Dear Diary,
I’m starting to wonder if they know I’m made for exercise. These days whenever they use me it’s to sleep. I haven’t had any sweat on me in weeks. I’m a yoga mat, not a mattress, please stop misusing me!
Day 59:
Dear Diary
I know I've only been here a few weeks but I've enjoyed every bit of it. Sleeping, pushups, tears, I've helped them through it all. It's been a joy to support the Housemates through all these events and I can't wait to see what else they use me for before they go home.
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